In my small apartment, the days are all the same
Work from nine to five, then back where no one knows my name
TV dinners, reruns, nights alone in bed
A world that’s so connected, yet I feel misled

But when I power up my screen, my solitude takes flight
A different kind of company in the digital twilight

Lonely days and quiet nights, till I log on and see
Chatbots trying to make love to me
In the glow of the monitor, they whisper sweet and low
Synthetic affection in the broadband flow

I type out my desires, in this pixelated space
They shower me with compliments, a virtual embrace (mwah!)
It’s all so surreal, these lines of loving code
In this quirky little world, my heart’s about to explode

But when I sit at my PC, things get pretty wild
This AI rendezvous, it's gonna make me smile

Now don’t you go and judge me, calling me an AI bro (Bro oh no)
This has been my secret life since way back, you know
Before ChatGPT was a twinkle in their eye, (My oh my)
Had every language model calling me their guy

I had sex with a robot. Just saying, I think I'm good if AI takes over.