Walking the dog
Petting the dog
Load up my Instagram
Sharing the dog

Feeding the dog
Treating the dog
Gotta head to Wal Mart baby
I'm bringing the dog

I'm a fat pupper motherfucker
This dog's taken over my mind
Fur baby's my everything
Nothing else I'd rather find

I won't stop, oh no
Until everyone in the world
Gives as much of a shit as I do
About my dog

Bathing the dog
Dancing with the dog
Take my dog around the world
I'm Francein' the dog

Pamper the dog
Grooming the dog
Don't let that white girl near the dog

THE TRUMPET

I'm loving the dog
And at the end of the day
There's really nothing wrong with that
Now please, get your dumb fucking baby out my face
And what the hell do you mean you prefer cats

Swim with the dog
Wrestle with dog
Don't wanna deal with family
They gotta talk to the dog

Getting two dogs
Now I'm breeding more dogs
Injecting myself with dog blood
Now I'm the fucking dog