Hey y'all! It's me, Mr. Bumbly! It's time to jiggle your fucking asses off! ARE YOU READY?!

Mr. Bumbly, crooked smile
Rather humbly dances so vile
Side by side, the time is nigh
The way he shakes it makes me high
Guess it's too late, another man down
I can't look away from the clown

Hail Bumbly
Down to clown
Holy Bumbly
Makes me wanna pound

Don't look at the clown
The jiggle dance will bring you down
Shaking his balloon booty
I think he's overpowering me

God help me now
I'm addicted to the twerking clown
On the inside I wear a frown
Don't look at the clown

Dance of evil, dance of sin
Undulating harlequin
Cover your ears, avert your eyes
Don't listen to Bumbly and his lies

Oh God he's brought me to my knees
Feral clown thirst, never pleased
Worship Bumbly, have no fear
It's the clussy I revere

I swear to God
Don't look at the fucking clown

God help me now
I can't get this clown off my mind
The solution I can't find
To get rid of Bumbly
To stop worshipping Bumbly
Can't stop watching Bumbly

I never thought I'd wanna bonk
Make these nuts go honk
Honk honk