Just wanna download Minecraft
but the download never ends
Gotta download a hundred and seventy mods
Because of my fucking friends

Great now I need iron
Gotta go down to the mine
But I suck at navigation
The entrance I can't find

Ohhhh-wee-ohhh, I ain't got the mind for Minecraft
Trying to build my shitty house and have a little laugh
But you and I know it'll get hit with Creeps
Man those guys they never miss a beat

Remember the bad old days
When you needed that good ass pig meat
And it gave me nothing but a pink sheep
I punched his stupid Sonic teeth

All I wanna do is collect shit
But I keep getting myself into spats
That fucking Pied Piper playing Spongebob
I'm running from his rats

Tryin' to Minecraft but I can't mine for crap
Always gettin' stuck, got my bro running laps
Don't go out at night, it's always a trap
Unless you wanna get absolutely plapped

Wish these fucking mobs would leave me at peace
I just wanna stay home and get diamonds from bees
I can't stop making enemies, can't get relief
Can't even raise kids without getting cucked by Zangief

CREEPER
Awww man