Popeye the Sailor Man
Lived in a garbage can
Turned on the heater, blew off his wiener
Popeye the Sailor Man

Popeye the Sailor Man
Was but a humble man
Workin' it all day just to spend the night
in his garbage can

But then he saw her face
Now he's a believer
There ain't be a lick of doubt
In me pirate mind ... why am I a pirate?

Popeye the Sailor Man
Got himself a sick tan
He turned off the heater, blew off his wiener
Now he ain't a man

But then he saw her face
In a crowded place
And he didn't know what to do
Ha ha reference funny

Popeye the Sailor Man
Is not allowed near the wife of Dan
Because of the time that he couldn't stop
Looking at her can

But you can't give him blame
For I'd be full of shame
If I had to live without my wiener
That'd be pretty lame

Popeye Popeye Popeye Popeye
Sailor sailor man man
Garbage caaaaaaaan!!!