We're having a party, it's a bit tardy
Look over there, holy shit was that Barney?
Eating dino nuggets and peeping out the hot chicks
Wearing a dino shirt that I swiped from Hot Topic

Now I'm walking around with the dinosaurs
Looking at the thick bitches, seeking out some Insta whores
There's none to be found, this is a bore
Are they at the museums or at the gift store

I took the tour with the paleontologist
I couldn't focus at all, I was staring at those tits
This funny little tour was interactive alright
'Cuz at the end I got to fuck the tour guide all night

I met a thick babe but she had a naggy grandma
The dinosaurs looking younger than this mama
While the coot was away, we snuck into the boneyard
And did it in the sand, guess where the bone was

I went to the bathroom and there was a guy there
A big motherfucker, looked like Earl Sinclair
He stood in his stall, just a-staring at me
Until he asked, "Hey man want some LSD"

I looked at the drugs, said fuck it I'll take them
Then I left, went looking for the girls, I'll date them
It didn't take long until I started feeling high
And that's about when the models started coming alive

I saw a bitch get carried off by a pterodactyl
And two other dinosaurs doin' it in the ass hole
I was horrified, screaming, running amok
I went to the HQ to tell them we're fucked

I opened the door, fell flat on the floor
And everybody started doing the dinosaur
But then a raptor broke in and mauled them all
But I got a little brave, kicked the lizard in the balls

It was pretty pissed off so I ran away
And I swear it felt like I ran for days
I got really tired so I took the bus
Which I think was being driven by Mr. Gus

He drove me home and I ran right in
I was pretty fucked up and I couldn't see shit
I fell into bed, next to my girl
When she asked, "wanna go to Dinosaur World?"